Mike H.

My friend Kellee and I are going off the grid this weekend...

Me: I can't wait to get away. i'm going to put mud on my face like war paint and grow my armpit hair
Mike: wanna borrow a knife and skin some squirrels and make squirkinis?

Josh H.

Josh always comes up with the best one-liners. I told him that while I was searching online for some camping gear, I came across a product called the "shenis"... basically a device so girls can pee standing up. He then wondered if there was a "shanus" so he could poop standing up. HAHA.

Couple more beauts...

Becky explains to Steph what a shot box (aka ice luge) is...



Neal gives free breast exams on weeknights...

AL gets "chin" splints...

Beach House

Beach house is exactly 1 month from today!!!! Here's some pics from the last one to get you excited :)

Mike H- gchat

me: do you have kids at the office today? lots of people i talked to say they do but there are none here
Mike: i dont thnk so
mine are still all in my scr0tum

Leslie K.

"really? I put on two different flip flops for work today?"

Cards Game in STL

Here's a few highlights from STL....

A Love Story by Amy Jacks

I bet you all forgot about this little gem from 2007 :)

The Story of Leslie and DOG

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HAPPY VAN DAMME FRIDAY!

Fav Quotes of the Week

These both made me laugh so hard I cried :)

"Yeah I think the koala head night was the night someone threw a piece of salami at someone and it stuck to their face?" ~KW



"Wow brett that is truly inconsiderate. After all the support and equality we’ve shown you with your choice to date a real doll, and you would just turn your back one someone else who shares the same love of latex and plastic as you? you are cold hearted, man. Do you remember when I came down to visit your “girlfriend”? what did I say? did I say “dude brett that’s a fcking doll!!!” or did I shake her hand and say nice to meet you? exactly." ~ Neal

Amy L

Amy, your face, PRICELESS.

Leslie K

So I figured I would start this thing right by showing a piece of work by one of my favorite Paint artists, Leslie K. She had a mouse in her office and instead of describing how she planned to catch it, she drew a picture of it.


She also reminded us of a hilarious fishing trip where she was popping a squat and fell into her own pee.